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Tyler Hansbrough To Play College Basketball For All Eternity

North Carolina power forward Tyler Hansbrough said he would not enter the NBA draft next year or any year. “I really like the atmosphere in Chapel Hill and I plan to play there for the rest of my adult life.”

BRANDON JENNINGS’ TEST TAKER SAYS SAT RACIALLY BIASED

The college student responsible for McDonald’s All American Brandon Jennings’ second SAT score said he took the test for Jennings because the questions were racially biased. “If the questions weren’t composed by a racist white power structure I would have no problem letting Brandon take his own test. You wouldn’t ask me to answer questions about neighborhood street gangs or drug money, would you?”

  1. • Chris Collins not sure whose coat tails to ride anymore 

  2. • Kelvin Sampson still calling and texting teenage boys

  3. • Billy Packer fundraising for Billy Packer Library

  4. • Indiana Petitions NCAA to let Damon Bailey play again

  5. • Durham, NC  to rename itself Coack K City

  6. • Big Ten teams agree not to play offense in 09

  7. • Utah Utes to allow players to have multiple wives

  8. • Pitino to write books and give speeches about losing

  9. • Georgetown’s Hibbert not getting any faster

Little Known Bilas Fact:

“I’m a people person. I like people. So if you’re a person, I will most likely like you.”